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Last updated on 10/9/08
"Tired Old Ass" Exhaustion Survival Kit
for HORSE OWNERS, FARRIERS & other hard working folk
A hilarious kit of natural products that REALLY WORK! -you will be amazed how great you feel! And the HUMOR level just got kicked up a whole notch. Just remember, the way these natural products work IS NO JOKE! Great for Farriers, Horsemen & Horse Women - and all your hard-to-shop-for (but of-good-humor) friends and family! The scent is refreshing and delicious - a blend of eucalyptus and lemony freshness - you'll want to keep one handy for yourself!
Tired Old Ass

"Tired Old Ass" Exhaustion Survival Kit
Kit Includes zippered case plus:
  • Tired Old Ass Splash (2 oz)
  • After Shave/Energizing Mist
  • Tired Old Ass Soak (4 oz)
  • Aromatherapy Mineral Bath Salt
  • Ass Kisser Salve (.5 oz)
  • Sports rub for sore muscles
  • Tired Old Ass Cream Energizing Lotion (2 oz)
  • "Tired Old Ass" Exhaustion Survival Kit
    Comes in your choice of three packages --
    No label, Farrier Label, Horse Owner Label

    #TOAS
    Tired Old Ass Survival Kit (no label)
    Price $19.95

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    #TOAS-F
    FARRIERS' Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
    Price $19.95

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    #TOAS-H
    HORSE OWNERS' Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
    Price $19.95

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    Rustic Horseshoe Coasters
    Horseshoe Coaster Set
    #FWA3097
    Horseshoe Coaster Set

    Price $24.95

    These spiffy little coasters look just like they're made of rusty horseshoes, weathered barn wood and old barbed wire. You get four heavy cast resin coasters with non-skid bottoms corralled in a handy holder.

    Coasters measure 3.75" x 4.5".

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    The Doctor Is In Horse Thermometer
    The Doctor is in Thermometer
    #RE1349
    The Doctor Is In Horse Thermometer
    All I pay my Psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay... and he'll listen to me any day.

    Indoor or Outdoor durable Nostalic Tin Thermometer Measures 17" tall x 5" wide x 3/4" thick

    Price $14.95

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    Horseshoe Cross
    Horseshoe Cross Cast Iron Horseshoe Cross
    This unique decorative piece is adorned with a red bandanna ribbon, and coordinates with our Horseshoe Wreath. Here's another one that you could make yourself, but using regular shoes it would be about twice this size and quite heavy!

    Overall size is 15" tall x 12 1/2" wide.

    #HC5225
    Cast Iron Horseshoe Cross
    Price $24.95

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    Horseshoe Wreath
    Horseshoe Wreath Horseshoe Wreath
    This nifty cast iron wreath is just the thing that all you handy, horsey types could weld up in your spare time. Farriers, especially. Twelve shoes are cleverly positioned together, and woven with a removable red bandanna ribbon. We think it will look great with some tiny Christmas lights, too. Thinking of trying to throw together one of these yourself? Use the shoes on 3 horses, and save yourself the trouble...

    Wreath is 12" wide; has hanging loops on back.

    #WR1
    Horseshoe Wreath
    Price $39.95

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    Perfect Treat Pouch
    Treat Pouch #TP3003
    Leather Treat Pouch
    Price $19.95
    The perfect little carrier for all your "positive reinforcements". It's made of buttery soft black leather, with an elegant silver horsehead ornament. It's got a separate zippered compartment in the back for your "goodies", your horse's "goodies" can be accessed immediately by flipping up the magnetically secured flap on the front pouch. Clicker training (all positive reinforcement training, actually) is most successful when the reward is given immediately after the desired behavior - this pouch is a great helper for having treats readily available.

    It's fully lined, so soggy things like carrots don't transfer dampness through to the wearer. And it cleans up nicely too. I have been using the same pouch for years - and it still looks great. (Even though I have been guilty of leaving a few forgotten carrots in mine a time or two.)

    It has an adjustable web belt with quick clip fastener - adjusts from 34" to 42" - fits all sizes - over a heavy coat if need be! The pouch portion is 6" wide x 7" tall - holds a generous amount of treats - about right for a successful training session!

    This is an excellent quality pouch that would be right at home as a fanny pack, too.

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    Clay Plaques
    Clay Plaque
    #CP26517
    Quiet Strength Plaque - horse
    Clay Plaques are about 4" tall. Has hanger on back, or display with easel (sold separately)
    Price $13.95

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    #EAS-26516
    Small Display Easel
    Price $2.95

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    Mary Ann Kennedy Music CD's
    Hit songwriter Mary Ann Kennedy writes and performs songs from the heart about horses and the animals we love. This is indeed our music!

    Mary Ann's music will feel familiar and comfortable to you. Her extensive background in the music industry has yielded songs that are very well produced, rich with clarity and detail. No stranger to the music scene, Mary Ann has written numerous popular hits; "Ring on Her Finger, Time on Her Hands" -performed by Reba McEntire and "I'll Still Be Loving You" -performed by Restless Heart were both nominated for Grammy Awards.

    You will have also heard Mary Ann singing backgrounds and playing mandolin on many Nashville records. She has recorded with Martina McBride, Faith Hill, LeAnn Rimes, Art Garfunkel, Reba McEntire, Diamond Rio, Pam Tillis, Hank Williams Jr., John Berry, Kathy Mattea, Emmylou Harris, Blackhawk, Maura O'Connell, Ashley Cleveland, Mindy McCready, Anita Cochran and Caroline Dawn Johnson, to name some.

    Mary Ann Kennedy "I have 2 passions in my life. The love of horses and animals, and the love of music. "The Trail Less Traveled" and the newly released "Hoofbeats, Heartbeats & Wings" embraces them both. My two soul animals: my dear pug, Choy, and the colt I raised, Tonka, shared a birthday on May 16th. Choy was 15 years old and Tonka was 9 when their souls flew away together in August of 2000. Through my deep grief, little did I know that they would inspire a whole new chapter in my life. I began writing songs about them and other animal loves of my life. Death and rebirth, the circle of life....it is amazing and I continue to be grateful. They are now my angels, they're 'not really gone'.

    My hope is that hearing this music will inspire healing, joy and celebration of life."

    Mary Ann Kennedy




    Mary Ann Kennedy Music CD Set
    The Rhythm of the Ride
    Hoofbeats, Heartbeats & Wings
    The Trail Less Traveled

    #CDSET
    Mary Ann Kennedy CD Set
    Get all three cd's - $59.95 save $5.90

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    Buy them separately
    Mary Ann Kennedy CD's
    #CDRTR
    The Rhythm of the Ride CD
    Price - $21.95

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    1. The Rhythm of the Ride
    2. Horses and Life
    3. I Love Minis
    4. Horse Addict
    5. Hoofprints on My Heart
    6. When it Rains, It Pours
    7. Tennessee
    8. Mirror Mirror
    9. Heart in Your Hands
    10. Horsenality
    11. The Language of Love
    #CDHHW
    Hoofbeats, Heartbeats & Wings CD
    Price - $21.95

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    1. Hoofbeats, Heartbeats & Wings
    2. Born To Ride
    3. Green on Green
    4. Hayin' Time
    5. When You Carry Me
    6. My Home
    7. Horsin' Around
    8. Cleanin' Stalls
    9. Fireflies
    10. Palomino
    11. Jack Russell
    12. Crow
    13. Horses in Heaven
    14. Spirit Horse
    #CDTLT
    The Trail Less Traveled CD
    Price - $21.95

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    1. The Trail Less Traveled
    2. I Wish I Had A Horse
    3. Blue Heeler
    4. Gotta Go Feed
    5. Choy's Song
    6. Barn Cat
    7. Goodbye
    8. Paso Fino
    9. Mares
    10. Ride My Pony
    11. We Share The Earth



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