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Last updated on 3/7/10
"Tired Old Ass" Exhaustion Survival Kit
for HORSE OWNERS, FARRIERS & other hard working folk
A hilarious kit of natural products that REALLY WORK! -you will be amazed how great you feel! And the HUMOR level just got kicked up a whole notch. Just remember, the way these natural products work IS NO JOKE! Great for Farriers, Horsemen & Horse Women - and all your hard-to-shop-for (but of-good-humor) friends and family! The scent is refreshing and delicious - a blend of eucalyptus and lemony freshness - you'll want to keep one handy for yourself!
Tired Old Ass

"Tired Old Ass" Exhaustion Survival Kit
Kit Includes zippered case plus:
  • Tired Old Ass Splash - After Shave/Energizing Mist
  • Tired Old Ass Soak - Mineral Bath Salts
  • Ass Kisser Salve - Sports Rub for sore muscles
  • Tired Old Ass Cream - Energizing Lotion

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  • "Tired Old Ass" Exhaustion Survival Kit
    Comes in your choice of three packages --
    No label, Farrier Label, Horse Owner Label, Mule Owner Label

    #TOAS
    Tired Old Ass Survival Kit (no label)
    Price $19.95

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    FARRIERS'
    Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
    Price $19.95

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    HORSE OWNERS'
    Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
    Price $19.95

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    MULE OWNERS'
    Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
    Price $19.95

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    Animated Running Horse Cine-Spinner

    Running Horse Running Horse
    #ETRTC311
    Animated Running Horse Cine-Spinner

    Price $19.95

    This is one of those fun little things that everyone likes. It's a 3 1/2" flat acrylic disc with Muybridge's galloping horse somehow embedded in it. It comes with a special suction cup hanger, and a length of strange stretchy string by which to hang it. The tiniest breeze will cause it to turn, and the horse will gallop along. If there is no breeze, just walking past will simulate the motion - and the horse will gallop anyway as you look at him. Very cool.

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    Horsewoman's Tooled Leather Scrapbook

    Leather Scrapbook
    #BKTL
    Horsewoman's Tooled Leather Scrapbook

    Price $23.95

    Preserve your horsey memories in this archival quality scrapbook with a lovely faux tooled leather cover. It comes with 20 standard size top loading pages that have heavy paper inserts - so you can get started right away without buying anything extra.

    After you've filled these, then the spine expands to hold even more pages. It's also got a nice clear vinyl cover - to protect the cover and keep it nice. The cover measures 12 1/2" x 13", and the pages are 12"x 12"

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    Horseshoe Coasters Sets

    Horseshoe Coaster Set
    #RE537
    Horseshoe Coaster Set

    Price $24.95

    Our #FWA3097 Coaster Set is sold out, and we found a replacement that we like even better! This set of four horseshoe coasters have a non-skid leather-look neoprene "pad" inside each one to protect your furniture against sweating glasses.

    The "corral" they come with is just that - a wood-look resin corral with a western saddle and cowboy hat thrown in for good measure. The coasters measure 4 1/2" wide x 5" long.

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    Horseshoe Coaster Set
    #FWA3097
    Horseshoe Coaster Set

    Price $24.95
    Sold Out

    These spiffy little coasters look just like they're made of rusty horseshoes, weathered barn wood and old barbed wire. You get four heavy cast resin coasters with non-skid bottoms corralled in a handy holder.

    Coasters measure 3.75" x 4.5".


    The Doctor Is In Horse Thermometer
    The Doctor is in Thermometer
    #RE1349
    The Doctor Is In Horse Thermometer
    All I pay my Psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay... and he'll listen to me any day.

    Indoor or Outdoor durable Nostalic Tin Thermometer Measures 17" tall x 5" wide x 3/4" thick

    Price $14.95

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    Horseshoe Cross
    Horseshoe Cross Cast Iron Horseshoe Cross
    This unique decorative piece is adorned with a red bandanna ribbon, and coordinates with our Horseshoe Wreath. Here's another one that you could make yourself, but using regular shoes it would be about twice this size and quite heavy!

    Overall size is 15" tall x 12 1/2" wide.

    #HC5225
    Cast Iron Horseshoe Cross
    Price $24.95

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    Horseshoe Wreath
    Horseshoe Wreath Horseshoe Wreath
    This nifty cast iron wreath is just the thing that all you handy, horsey types could weld up in your spare time. Farriers, especially. Twelve shoes are cleverly positioned together, and woven with a removable red bandanna ribbon. We think it will look great with some tiny Christmas lights, too. Thinking of trying to throw together one of these yourself? Use the shoes on 3 horses, and save yourself the trouble...

    Wreath is 12" wide; has hanging loops on back.

    #WR1
    Horseshoe Wreath
    Price $39.95

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    Perfect Treat Pouch
    Treat Pouch #TP3034
    Leather Treat Pouch
    Price $19.95
    The perfect little carrier for all your "positive reinforcements". It's made of buttery soft black leather, the front flap is embossed with a galloping horse logo. It's got a separate zippered compartment in the back for your "goodies", your horse's "goodies" can be accessed immediately by flipping up the magnetically secured flap on the front pouch. Clicker training (all positive reinforcement training, actually) is most successful when the reward is given immediately after the desired behavior - this pouch is a great helper for having treats readily available.

    It's fully lined, so soggy things like carrots don't transfer dampness through to the wearer. And it cleans up nicely too. I have been using the same pouch for years - and it still looks great. (Even though I have been guilty of leaving a few forgotten carrots in mine a time or two.)

    It has an adjustable web belt with quick clip fastener - adjusts from 34" to 42" - fits all sizes - over a heavy coat if need be! The pouch portion is 6" wide x 7" tall - holds a generous amount of treats - about right for a successful training session!

    This is an excellent quality pouch that would be right at home as a fanny pack, too.

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    Clay Plaques
    Clay Plaque
    #CP26517
    Quiet Strength Plaque - horse
    Clay Plaques are about 4" tall. Has hanger on back, or display with easel (sold separately)
    Price $13.95

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    #EAS26516
    Small Display Easel
    Price $2.95

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