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Last updated on 3/2/09
Horse Manure Stuff

Why a page on Horse Manure
Why would we put a page full of products dedicated to HORSE MANURE on our website? The fact is, if you've got horses, you've got manure. And lots of it. Most of us accept this as a not-all-that-unpleasant aspect of horse ownership. City folk pay to go to the gym. I can clean stalls for free! It's a great fitness workout routine - 7 days a week. Do kennel owners have an endearing relationship with dog poop? I doubt it. But for horse folk, it's all part of the lifestyle. Enjoy our humorous selection.

Time To Go To the Barn Clock
Horse Poop Clock
Item #CLOCKP - $32.95
Horse Poop Clock

This clock depicts a horse doing what horses do best. Eating. And pooping. And his dedicated owner is hard at work cleaning up. This is our own copyrighted design - the head, shoulders, arms and pitchfork of this busy gal swing in realistic "apple picking" motion. Artist Lesley Bruce www.judetoo.com has depicted perfectly this chore that horse owners know very well. Each hour of the day is represented by a special horsey symbol - just in case you might forget all the things you need to do in the barn. 12" wide plastic clock is made in the USA, and uses 2 AA batteries (not included).

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Crappy Quotes Night Shirt
Our new night shirt is ready just in time for Christmas!

Crappy Night Shirt Item #TNSHM - $29.95
Crappy Night Shirt
Many of us wear night shirts that are, well, crappy. Worn out castoffs - that have been washed enough times to finally achieve the wonderful softness that usually only comes when a garment is ready for the trash. This brand new night shirt is made of the finest, buttery-soft cotton - without the holes. We searched all summer for just the right profound quote about Horse Manure. We found so many we couldn't choose - so you get them all. Sweet dreams!

One size fits all, 43" long..

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Crappy Night Shirt


Just click on the design above to see a larger version.

Same Horse Mug
Item #MSS - $19.95
Same S H * T
Different Day - Mug


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If you're like me, you're not exactly "Little Miss Sunshine" in the morning. Enjoy your morning coffee with this little anti-pick-me-up, and get your crappy thoughts out of the way for the day. Actually, if the worst thing that happens is the same horse manure as the day before, then we've all got it made!

This mug holds a full 16 ounces. We've had rave reviews about how nice and heavy it is. The handle is thick and substantial so you can get a good grip - on your coffee and your day. Enjoy!



Behind Every Great Horse... Mini Manure Tote
Behind Horse Tote
Item #PT8966 - $19.95
Behind Every Great Horse... Mini Manure Tote

This is not your average tote bag. It's a cute little number that could easily double as a purse! Be sure to consider the dimensions - it measures 10" wide by 8" tall (not counting handles) and has an extra pocket on the front. Use it to contain your favorite brushes - make a fashion statement at work... Also available in a gift pack with our Horse Poop book, Night Shirt and Mug!

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Hallelujah! Horse Poop Gift Card
Horse Poop Card
Item #HPOOP - $1.99 each
Horse Poop Gift Card

The perfect card to present with a horse poop gift! Inside it says: "After searching and searching through aisle after aisle, I was able to sniff out just the right pile, of gifts that are part of a small select group, of things the revolve around HORSE POOP!"

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Can't Get Enough Manure?
After all, each of your horses is going to produce 18,000 pounds
of the stuff this year (pg 11 - The Little Book of Horse Poop)

Horse Manure Set
Item #HMGS - $79.95
Horse Manure Gift Set

Get the HORSE MANURE GIFT SET of four of our poop products (Book, Tote, Night Shirt and Mug) plus the Hallelujah gift card all creatively packaged and ready to give. The items all fit neatly into the tote, and we will spiff the whole works up with a bit of horsey tissue and ribbon. A $86.79 value.

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Wooden Turd Sign
Wooden Turd Sign
Item #ML22743 - $19.95
DonŐt Act Like a Turd... Sign

This sturdy 8.5" x 14.5" screenprinted wood sign expresses the sentiment exactly.

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Plush Cowboy Boot Slippers
Slip into something comfy after stepping in it all day! These faux cowboy boot slippers are just the thing. Loaded with western stye, they've even got similated ostrich hide bottoms, hair-on sheepskin uppers, and western yoke detailing. Soft plush all around with functioning pull on straps.

Cowboy Boot Slippers
Item #ML2603 - $29.95
Plush Cowboy Boot Slippers

Women's sizes 6-7, 8-9, 10-11



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Cowboy Boot Slippers

Check out the bottom!
"RIGHT LEAD" & "LEFT LEAD" designations make sure you get them on the correct feet!.



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