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Last updated on 9/26/09

Horse Manure Stuff

Why a page on Horse Manure Why would we put a page full of products dedicated to HORSE MANURE on our website? The fact is, if you've got horses, you've got manure. And lots of it. Most of us accept this as a not-all-that-unpleasant aspect of horse ownership. City folk pay to go to the gym. I can clean stalls for free! It's a great fitness workout routine - 7 days a week. Do kennel owners have an endearing relationship with dog poop? I doubt it. But for horse folk, it's all part of the lifestyle. Enjoy our humorous selection.

Time To Go To the Barn Clock

Item #CLOCKP - $32.95 Horse Poop Clock This clock depicts a horse doing what horses do best. Eating. And pooping. And his dedicated owner is hard at work cleaning up. This is our own copyrighted design - the head, shoulders, arms and pitchfork of this busy gal swing in realistic "apple picking" motion. Artist Lesley Bruce www.judetoo.com has depicted perfectly this chore that horse owners know very well. Each hour of the day is represented by a special horsey symbol - just in case you might forget all the things you need to do in the barn. 12" wide plastic clock is made in the USA, and uses 2 AA batteries (not included). Quantity

Crappy Quotes Night Shirt Our new night shirt is ready just in time for Christmas!

Item #TNSHM - $29.95 Crappy Night Shirt Many of us wear night shirts that are, well, crappy. Worn out castoffs - that have been washed enough times to finally achieve the wonderful softness that usually only comes when a garment is ready for the trash. This brand new night shirt is made of the finest, buttery-soft cotton - without the holes. We searched all summer for just the right profound quote about Horse Manure. We found so many we couldn't choose - so you get them all. Sweet dreams! One size fits all, 43" long.. Quantity Just click on the design above to see a larger version. Item #MSS - $19.95 Same S H * T Different Day - Mug Quantity If you're like me, you're not exactly "Little Miss Sunshine" in the morning. Enjoy your morning coffee with this little anti-pick-me-up, and get your crappy thoughts out of the way for the day. Actually, if the worst thing that happens is the same horse manure as the day before, then we've all got it made! This mug holds a full 16 ounces. We've had rave reviews about how nice and heavy it is. The handle is thick and substantial so you can get a good grip - on your coffee and your day. Enjoy!

Behind Every Great Horse... Mini Manure Tote

Item #PT8966 - $19.95 Behind Every Great Horse... Mini Manure Tote This is not your average tote bag. It's a cute little number that could easily double as a purse! Be sure to consider the dimensions - it measures 10" wide by 8" tall (not counting handles) and has an extra pocket on the front. Use it to contain your favorite brushes - make a fashion statement at work... Also available in a gift pack with our Horse Poop book, Night Shirt and Mug! Quantity

The Little Book of Horse Poop

#BKHP - $14.95 The Little Book of Horse Poop by Becki Bell So useful, so interesting, so misunderstood. Only a true horseperson can appreciate the lowly manure pile. This collection of trivia, tips and tributes will teach you everything you had no idea you ever wanted to know about your horse's manure. - Hardcover 5" x 5", 91 pages "The carriage horses employed for the wedding of Prince Charles & Lady Diana were fed pastel colored dyes so their manure would match the wedding's color scheme." Quantity Hallelujah! Horse Poop Gift Card Item #HPOOP - $1.99 each Horse Poop Gift Card The perfect card to present with a horse poop gift! Inside it says: "After searching and searching through aisle after aisle, I was able to sniff out just the right pile, of gifts that are part of a small select group, of things the revolve around HORSE POOP!" Quantity Can't Get Enough Manure? After all, each of your horses is going to produce 18,000 pounds of the stuff this year (pg 11 - The Little Book of Horse Poop) Item #HMGS - $79.95 Horse Manure Gift Set Get the HORSE MANURE GIFT SET of four of our poop products (Book, Tote, Night Shirt and Mug) plus the Hallelujah gift card all creatively packaged and ready to give. The items all fit neatly into the tote, and we will spiff the whole works up with a bit of horsey tissue and ribbon. A $86.79 value. Quantity Wooden Turd Sign Item #ML22743 - $19.95 DonŐt Act Like a Turd... Sign This sturdy 8.5" x 14.5" screenprinted wood sign expresses the sentiment exactly. Quantity Plush Cowboy Boot Slippers Slip into something comfy after stepping in it all day! These faux cowboy boot slippers are just the thing. Loaded with western stye, they've even got similated ostrich hide bottoms, hair-on sheepskin uppers, and western yoke detailing. Soft plush all around with functioning pull on straps. Item #ML2603 - $29.95 Plush Cowboy Boot Slippers Women's sizes 6-7, 8-9, 10-11 Select Size Size 6-7 Size 8-9 Size 10-11 Quantity Check out the bottom! "RIGHT LEAD" & "LEFT LEAD" designations make sure you get them on the correct feet!. If you prefer not using the shopping cart, or if ordering outside of the USA, click here to order. Farriers' Greeting Cards - Hoofprints * 13849 N 200 E * Alexandria, IN 46001 Toll Free 800-741-5054 * Local 765-724-7004 * Toll Free Fax 888-724-4632 Email gina@hoofprints.com * Request Free Catalog * Subscribe Free Email Newsletter