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The "Tired Old Ass Pack" Rejuvenating Survival Kit is just the thing for all the weary bodies you know (including your own)
It consists of four carefully formulated products, each geared to warm your tired bones, relax your aching muscles, soothe your chapped skin, and calm your frazzled mind. What more could any farrier, vet or horse owner need? With each pack you get:
Kit Includes zippered case plus:
Tired Old Ass Splash - After Shave/Energizing Mist
Tired Old Ass Splash is a great aromatherapy mist made with Little Moon's new "star essential oil" Eucalyptus Stageriana, (from Australia, called "Lemon-Scented Ironbark"). In this amazing splash, it imparts a fresh lemon scent, and a radical energizing and refreshing action. As an aftershave, it is remarkably effective for "razor bump", and the other irritations that shaving brings, while being astringent and toning for the sensitive skin of the face. The bracing scent also helps jumpstart your day! We recommend taking a bottle to work to spray the laughter around. And if you can't laugh where you work - QUIT YOUR JOB! Life is too short to lose your sense of humor! Contains distilled water & 100% pure essential oils of eucalyptus, rosemary & others.
Tired Old Ass Soak - Mineral Bath Salts
This revitalizing mineral bath is used to treat exhaustion and weariness due to harrowing workdays, demanding deadlines, overbearing bosses, excessive exercise, rotten luck, frustrating delays, and any other bad stuff that happens. This refreshing bath soothes away the years of torture and abuse that your tired old ass has taken. The strong, nourishing essential ols give your body strength and physical energy once again. Contains a unique blend of salts especially high in iron and trace minerals, and 100% pure essential oils of rosemary, eucalyptus, vetiver, & others.
Ass Kisser Salve - Sports Rub for sore muscles
Ass Kisser is a body-damage cream for extreme sports enthusiasts, dancers or even weekend warriors. With strong, analgesic essential oils of wintergreen, camphor and rosemary, plus the added therapeutic effects of arnica, ginger and cayenne, Ass Kisser packs a powerful punch to knock out pain. Rub it liberally on unbroken skin, & use ice to reduce swelling. You can also use this salve to pre-warm your muscles before exercise, and to keep your feet warm for winter sports. Contains organic sesame oil, castor oil, organic ginger & cayenne, arnica, menthol, & 100% pure essential oils of camphor, lavender, marjoram, wintergreen, & others.
Tired Old Ass Cream - Energizing Lotion
This all-natural lotion (free of paraben preservatives) smells like the star ingredient - Eucalyptus Stageriana - a lemon-scented IronBark Eucalyptus from Australia. It refreshes the body and uplifts the spirit - makes a terrific sports massage cream for recovery and rejuvenation.
Contains a mostly organic, chemical-free, preservative-free lotion base made of: water, castor oil, algae extract, avocado oil, veg. glycerin, organic sesame oil, cetaryl alcohol, ascorbyl palmitate, ascorbic & citric acids, potato starch modified, glucose sugar, cetaeryl & sorbitan olivates, xanthan gum, meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, vit. E oil, aloe leaf juice and organic aloe vera gel, lactoperoxidase & glucose oxidase (sugar enzymes), and 100% pure essential oils of eucalyptus, rosemary and vetiver.
This would make a great gift for just about everyone that horse people know. The farrier (of course) the vet, the hay man, the 4H / pony club leader... the possibilities are endless.
These delightful smelling all-natural products are made in Colorado, USA by a small, woman-owned "microblendery" body care company. A great little inexpensive item to have on hand for that unanticipated gift need. And hey, if you don't end up giving it as a gift - you can always use it yourself! The scent is a pleasant one - and suitable for a man or a woman.
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